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Stratford Evening Post, Volume XXXI, Issue 26, 15 September 1911, Page 4

BUSINESS NOTICES. Men and women arc but Actors on the Stage of Life. Try and make, your part pleasant and Easy! We can help you. Right hero you will iind aids to gardening— Spades, Hoes, Hakes, etc. And everything needed to make your hobby a Never-ending source of pleasure to you. Do you know that our prices are So small that they’re hardly worth considering ? On any lino you require our values will admit of No 'competition. ,Thqy stand alone! J. MASTERS AND SON, 'STRATFORD. A Jerri!)!') Tale! Colonel Bunker whg a boozer bo'd Who simply worshipped “whisky cold," And brandy, rum and boor and wine; ALU kinds of "nips" he thought divine HIT His friends, to him,had often said, “If you dbrVf ai'op,ybu’ll soon be dead i“ ’ But Bunker laughed and drank some more;, And more, and more i and MORE!', and MORE ! ! ! Till one day in his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright 1 His room Was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamuses i too! But when ho saw a PURPLE COW ! The Colonel to the Doc. said "Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when 1 say Kla Ora, I’ll pledge my pals In—- * Swratupa l -i" 1 SPECIALLY CLEANED FRUITS ,Co a long way towards making ’ cooking easy. Why not try our specially cleaned CURRANTS and SULTANAS? ;.f: Which are all ready to use! And cost you no more, than fruit jyou have to spend half an hour over in cleaning. ... , . E. A. ALGER, FEDERAL STORF. Steve fahey, HAIRDRESSER AND TOBACCONIST, Is sill at the old spot. Hia Baloon has iust been enlarged and refitted, and he has a splendid stock of the latest and beat PIPES, RAZORS, FANCY GOODS, TOILET REQUISITES, and SMOKERS’ SUNDRIES. , , }in rr nb ■ ■ Old Friends and New Welcomed. WHANCAMOMONA TEMPERANCE HOTEL, WHANCAMOMONA. MRS. COURT Proprietress. rHIS House is just out of the builders’ and furnishers’ hands, pel no expense has been spared_ in ho appointments, comforta! le sitting doits, and commercial room; hot and pld water baths; excellent meals. Y T ou 'ill lind this., house quiet and well lauaged in every way. Terms raoderpUßLlC , W. P. TAYLOR, •(•• Still occupies his old NOTIOI ear the Letterbox, Broadway North, nd ha'k for Sale at Current Prices A Great Variety of Strong and L Healthy SHELTER AND ORNAMENTAL TREES.'SHRUBS, AND HEDGE PLANTS. Being desirous that his customers nuld be satisfied, ho if willing to ,-e them the Iwnolit of his thirty ars’ experience ir Ibis district. The Nurseryt.ifl open daily (Sundays ccpted). ~v , Addres W. p. ; f,TAYLOR,, N U R S Elil Y M A N, Portia Street find ’ Pembroke Road, STRATFORD /JIREE3! TREES! TREES! PLANTING SEASON, 1911. WANTED KNOWN—That I still have any amount of strong two-year-old Barbery. Also a 'fine lot of Acacia Docurrons (Black Wattle). These are cheap, Very ornamental, and useful, pine Does in any age. And don’t lorgot I have the finest ’.op of Garden Hedges in the Dominion, Also, that mv stock of Apple .Trees include the best, and thoso.ave find to lie the most suitable lor this district. R. Nidi. MOR2SON. THE NURSERY, Stafford