“Yus, Maria, I goes afore the committee, I does, and I sez, “Gentlemen, I’ve come for the eternity benefit.’ ‘But my good woman,’ sez the chairman, ‘don’t yer know that eternity means the ’ereafter ?’ “ ‘YVell gentlemen,’ sez I, .‘I, don’t. know much about the ’ereafter, but I does know that I’m ereafter the. eternity benefit.’”
THE bravest among us, sometimes suffer from cold feet, but not those of us who have a “UNIQUE” Hot YVater Bottle. A British guarantee.—2.
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Southland Times, Issue 21197, 25 September 1930, Page 2
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79Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Southland Times, Issue 21197, 25 September 1930, Page 2
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