Think Twice
1. What is the most dangerous word in the English language?—Stumbles, because you always take a tumble between the first and last letter. 2. When is a kiss like a rumour ?—When it goes from mouth to mouth. 3. • When is a ball not a ball ?—When its snow-ball.
4. Why is a smack on the side of the head like a hat?—Because its felt. —Cousin Frances Sharp. 5. There was a king of great renown, Who hid in cottage humble. He spoilt some cakes through carelessness And caused the dame to grumble. .—King Alfred the Great. —Cousin Ivy Lea.
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Southland Times, Issue 20897, 5 October 1929, Page 22
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102Think Twice Southland Times, Issue 20897, 5 October 1929, Page 22
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