Think Twice
1— When is a boy not a boy? —When he’s a brick. 2 When is a girl not a girl? —When she is a little pale (pail). 3 What sort of men are always above board ? —Chessmen. 4 Why should the highest apple on a tree be the best one? —Because it’s a tip-top apple. —Cousin William Robertson.
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Southland Times, Issue 20526, 30 June 1928, Page 23 (Supplement)
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60Think Twice Southland Times, Issue 20526, 30 June 1928, Page 23 (Supplement)
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