PEOPLE WHO OUGHT TO REFORM.
. ■#. , List No. 2. '/Vie Lawyer The Hotdkecpcr T/it Clergyman To legal maD, who ineludcth ia his little bill of costs such items as — The perusing telegram advising that Brown would be in town in time for the trial 3s 4d Telegram in reply expressing our approval, &c, paid transmitting same, Is 4s4d Conferring with you when we advised you that, in our opinion, Smithson was ' no better than he ought to be' 103 6d The clergyman, who discourseth exceedingly lengthy discourses, combats the preAdamite theory and Darwin's evolution theory ; reduceth to ecclesiastical pulp all those who ventured to express a doubt as to the author of the Pentateuch, upholds Arminianism, and criticises Calvinism ; denounaeth the Baptists and the Mormons, John Wesley and Confucius, and cxposeth Montanism, Nestorianism, Aphthartiodo cetism,|and Arianism all in the same sermon ; he ought, we think, to reform. We are sure he ought to reform. The Hotelkeeper who collecteth Buchanan House of Commons Whisky bottles filleth them with an inferior spirit, and is thus the direct cause of much indignation and digsatisfaction on the part of las customers.
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Southland Times, Issue 11915, 10 December 1891, Page 3
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