Hon emaid— A man at the do^r wants to know if you'd like your h«»d reai. Mirrr-as. —Tell him we don't like re 3 heals, and we've bought parsnips. Irate politician — Look here, you pnblUhed a lie about me this morning— an infamous lie. I {won't stand Jt Editor— But just think where you would bs if we were to pub' tub the truth aboat you,' Teacher — Now child r en, I want you to nmember the meaning of tbis word ' ranepa;ent' Anything that you cau »cc tbTongh tbat'i what it meanr Now. can any of you give me An example of 'omethin? transparent. Tommy — I can, teacher. Teacher — Good boy, Tommy. What is it ! Tommy — A hole, teacher. 'It says 'ere, as your old bo«, Co'onel M'Whuskey, has been took ill. 1 'Ah! «o I 'erd I' 'Russian epidemic V ' No,— !rco eh. 1 Mother (to baby) — It's muzzer'e little oot«y to itny ; muzz?r loves her lit'l* darling baby. Fanny (wto has juet be n ppankfd) : Don't believe her, baby. Wh?u you (»; b) ijrow up ghe'il spank you, f- 00 I M», c.-iid B.'bbv, in it wrone for liit'e bo.vs to tie lin kettks to dogs' tails ? Decidedly «TODg. Bobby ; I hope von 'll never do such a thiog as that, No indeed ms, replifd Bobby emphatically ; all 1 do is to hold the dog.
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Southland Times, Issue 11485, 18 June 1890, Page 4
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