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Southland Times, Issue 90106, 4 January 1886, Page 3

Personal — Dear Ned, come back; all is forgotten. Pa kicked the wrong man, and didn't know it was you. Come immediately ■1-iktajr.T 1/ryr- ./:■ ar\^ -r^ . ' ' A inattsaid to bis aged mother/ speaking of his wife 7 'I do wish I could'keepidary from exaggerating so.' ' Got her to talk about her age,' responded tbe shrewd old lady. It is not permitted for a Mexican to ride in the same carriage with a woman to whom he is betrothed. This is probably because there is always more or less danger of people in a carriage falling out. ; An authority on such matters says that a woman may take a man's hand, but must not shake it. If she must shake something sh? can shake the man. A woman tried to drive a policeman out ot her house by bitting him with her baby. She should have asked him to hold the infant ? for* minute , Kfrartic'e, imported or otherwise, which ia Alleged to possess similar ingredients to Wolfe's Scnnapps is aught else than a pernicious humbus. The public will be guided accordingly and shut the trap. Bc.tt's Emulsion of Pore Cod Liver Oil with Hypophospb. in ia especially ad ipted to all conditions where the tissues are wasting away from inability to digest and assimilate ordinary fojd The combined virtues of tbe God Liver Oil and Hypophospoiteß produce a marked effect in Buch cases. They restore the wasted tissues, create an appetite, make new blood, heal the inflammation of the throat and inngs, and increae the flesh. Iv short, they form the finest combined food a d me Urine tnat can be given, the invalid; Any chemist can supply it. : : , Mothers Don't Know.— How many children are punished for being uncouth, wilful, and itidifErent to instrnction or reward simply becai«e they are out of health ! An intelligent lady said of a child of thia kind :--" Mother don't know that -Btxe should give the little one moderate doses of American Gp.'s Hop Bitteis fur two or three weeks, and the child would be all a parent could desire." *i 22