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Southland Times, Issue 8061, 16 July 1885, Page 4

As ' cjiinholder'. has been InVented for violin-playera. Husbands ,who wish to make, their wives birthday presents which will be „ nsef al as weU as ornamental, should rejoice. The plea of^a Nashville negro, convicted of butting an enemy almost fatally, was that in infancy; he had been fed on milk from a ■■ notorious belligerent goat. The judge said beicoald not regard ~the facfc-asan extenuaVine Bocfety^gifls out of ten are 1 in love with a noodle, boodle, or poodle. • /♦ Professor Qowuchakoff :— ' To change! the Bnbject r Mias Daisy, isthe Deleeseria common in thisTiciDity? '— Mifs' Daisy : • Dear me ) Change it .again, Profe3eor.' A~ Brooklyn-clexgytaan Eaya that' liquors may soon;be sold in skating links, and then the result wiil be disastrous. ' "We H should say • )•_ It is hard enough .for a sober man to ft and up. . ' The reason why men succeed who amd tbeirofrn'bosjMef iff b^c*u« tbey hrn little