:« -What 19 repentance V queried the Sunday school teacher, ' To be sorry fordoing wrong,' said the good-boy. ' 'Were you : .ever wrry for any thing ydia did ?' ' • Yes'in,' said the bad boy. J ? What made you sorry?' 'Great Jehosaphafci • Waßn'fcJyou ever spanked ?' •And Lap : >bu /like the yarns we sea dogs spin ?' asked the gallant young mariner. ».I "dote on .them 1' the young lady passionately •responded. 'And what shall 1 tell you of us ~ salts?' he tenderly asked. 'Oh tell nie how joh luff 1' she inhbcently answered. Horseshoes were unknown to the Greeks and Romans, and yet the people of these nations bad considerable luck. They escaped the dynamite scaife, the crazy-quilt craze, tiamps, and the roller-skating man- a.
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Southland Times, Issue 8056, 10 July 1885, Page 4
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