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South Canterbury Times, Issue 3832, 20 July 1885, Page 3

Scene—Wavcrly Station, Edinburgh, 4 p.m.—lnebriated East Countryman (who is holding on by the railings at foot of bridge)—“ Sic—sic a predeccamCnt!” Railway Porter “Halloa, what’s the matter, ma man ?” I.E.C. — “ Oh, oh 1 Sic—sic—sic a predecoamont. I quat ma baud I’m sure to fa,’ and if 1 baud on I’ll losb ma train.

Mr A. McLean invites tenders for the erection of a dwelling house on his form near Geraldine.

A meeting of members of the GiT«l- - Young Men’s Club will b-i hold in the Club ro 'm this evening to consider a proposal to wind up the Club. The postponed Band of Hope enter, tainment in connection with thePrimi tive Methodist Sunday school will be held tomorrow (Tuesday) evening when recitations, dialogues,' and singing will be given and the Garrison Band will play a selection of music, Ada Mantua announces in an advertisement her annual consultation on the Hawkesbury Grand Handicap to be run in New South Wales on September 12, 1885. Special attention is drawn to the Press notices about Ada Mantua’s sweeps. Mrs Yeast would like to know if a whisky straight is any relation to a spirit-level ; and if not, why not ?

Yon Can be Happy if you will stop all j r oar doctoring yourself and families with expensive doctors or cure-alls that do only harm, and use Nature’s simple remedies for all your ailments, yon will be well and hapy and save great expense. The greatest remedy for this, the great, wise, and good will tell you, is American Co.’s Hop Bitters.