CONUNDRUMS.
What were, the first words Adam said t« Eve P—-Nobody knows. What is that which: ladies look for but never wish t© &id?—A hoi* in their stocking. . ■■'..'■[ What relatiom is that child te its father who is not its ewa fatiier's ittx son?—A daughter. v What is the first thing yeu de on going io bed]?—-Makei an impression. What-is that which, makes everybody ! sick but fcho»« who swallow it ?—Flat- I tery. ' " :.-- "'. ' '/:' .' : -' ." .-, What kind of ship requires iwe mates but no captain ?—Court-ship. What part* of a fortification are not stronger than a woman's hair?— Those which, are buttresses (but tresses). Which of the fine arts make you sick if yon leare ouVoae of ihe letters ?-- jMusie (v iick). What is th» colour of the grass oorored with show?—lnvisible green; or it is ac ec-lour (show colour). * What Christian mam« is vpelt tke sam* way mm& f»rwawi»P--Hannah.
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Rodney and Otamatea Times, Waitemata and Kaipara Gazette, 1 October 1913, Page 7
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