MARRIAGE CHRONOLOGY.

Rangitikei Advocate and Manawatu Argus, Volume XLV, Issue 12228, 14 December 1920, Page 4

MARRIAGE CHRONOLOGY.

HOW LONG THEY'VE BEENMARRIED. If h© wants iier to read aloud, and she will—one year. If she trias to mate him go out alone in the evening, and he just won't—under six months. ■£lf she tries to make him stay home in the evening, and he positively won't—hve years. If he talks shop and she listens—under six months. If he says that her mother is an "old darling" aud her father a "brick" week.. If she says that she would like to know his family better—one week. If he insists that a friend come out home to meet the "best little ; woman in the world" —one month. And then if he says, "No, no I won't bother to 'phone. The little lady will be ticked to death to see us!" —one mouth or less. If she says that she would like to go through that fascinating factory of his—three months. If she actually go.s~one.month. If he is perfectly contented to t sit ; right home by the tire—under one | year or over ten. j If she is perfectly contented as : above—under one month. j If she is wholly satisfied that the ■' man she fell in love with is the man she marri d—a couple of weeks. | If they play golf together, the full 1 eighteen holes, and arrive at the club-house smiling—scandal; they aren't married at all.