ONEWHERO RHYMES.

Pukekohe & Waiuku Times, Volume 1, Issue 18, 10 July 1912, Page 3

ONEWHERO RHYMES.

Brave Campbell, the Chairman, sat bossing the show. When up came our Sammy with a long tale Oi woe. Some cur had been barking remarks most unkind Which only could spring from an ignorant mind. Says Sammy to Cammy, "You know what I mean, My roads are the best that ever were seen. My feelings are hurt, I don't wish him no harm, But a letter from you would work like a charm." Says Cammy to Sammy, " This must be be nipped in the bud, As in place of good roads they'll only find mud." Says Sammy to Cammy. " I can't float alone " (a loan), "So give me your help or I'll sink like a stone." So Cammy the mighty wrote to the " Times " A letter politely, that prompted these rhymes.