REFORMED RHYMINGS.

Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 22, Issue 30, 21 April 1911, Page 2

REFORMED RHYMINGS.

Inhere was an old lady from. Leicester, Whose bed was an old-fashioned teicester, And twice every day To her maid she would say She would lie down upon it and reicester. ‘ , There once was a Whitechapel rough Who f neicd himself up to snough ; This rascal so shady He sneaked from a lady The purse she concealed in her ino’.igfi. A smart young policeman i'n bio ugh Ills nefarious conduct saw through ; Had cunningly spied, And arresting him cried, “This ’ere sort of conduce won t dough.” ■ A farmer who followed the plough Was tossed by a furious cough, And when poised in the air,. Was heard to declare, " ! It was I who commenced this "ere rough.” —W. M., in “John Bull.”