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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 21, Issue 89, 2 December 1910, Page 2

At a crowded concert the other evening, a young lady, standing at the door of the hall, was addressed by an Hibernian who was in attendance on the occasion. "Indade, miss,”, he sard, “I should be glad to give you a sate, but the empty onee are all full.” Magistrate: "Officer, what is v&fo man charged with ?” Constable : “He’s a camera fleod of the worst type, yer worship.” "But this man shouldn't have been arrested simply because he has a mania for taking pictures.” ‘lt isn't that, yer worship; he takes the cameras." Secretary (writing advertisement) “Wanted an intelligent young m*ft, unmarried " Old Grouch: "Leave out the unmarried, you said "intelligent,” didn't yonT" To err to human— to lie aboot it * more than human. UM.