SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY.
You need never "fear the wrath of a woman who is fat enough to shake when she Jaughs. ; Lazy men, like thermometers, sit m the shade and Jet the men m the sun tell how hot it is. There are two classes of people who have ever been dangerous to society and to good government; the* over- fed and the underfed. When there is a discussion as to who is the crankiest man every wife looks as if she could tell, but she will be strong, and brave, and true, and won't. The hatred a woman feels fox- the woman who gets her lover away from her is as mild sis sweet cream compared with the feeling she has for the woman who chases her widower father. If the agent for an enlarged portrait house will call on a .widow the day after the funeral he can get an ortW for an enlarged picture as big as a bavn; but the longer one delays calling the smaller the picture will be that she orders, until finally it will be locket size. .
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Poverty Bay Herald, Volume XXXV, Issue 11248, 11 April 1908, Page 2 (Supplement)
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183SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. Poverty Bay Herald, Volume XXXV, Issue 11248, 11 April 1908, Page 2 (Supplement)
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