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Pahiatua Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 13165, 25 January 1936, Page 3

n® lliii EG# '5 1 /92 6 Centrepoise V 8 for 1936 shows only improvements which w' ■ prove of genuine value and lasting benefit to the purchaser. New graceful lines in body, fenders and front end, new i_>holstery and appointments and new body colours please the most fastidious. Nothing extreme, just the newest designs which mirror dignity at every point. The body is wider, and the clear view ventilation improved by the use of a pivotted rear window. The chassis has still more ball and roller bearings. New smart steel wheels. ALL gears, including reverse, are silent. M STFfI BQO'L Driving the car has been made easier by increasing the steering ratio, making the gear shift easier, easing the pressure needed for both clutch and brake, and a re-arrange-ment of the essential instruments. The famous V 8 engine has now a larger cooling area and other refinements to increase its efficiency and economy. Super safety mechanical brakes. All-steel body and safety glass in all windows. This car is unequalled anywhere at any price. TUCGR SEDAN £282 FORDOR SEDAN £383 COUPE £275 DE LUXE TOURING TUDOR £312. BE LUXE TOURING FORDOR £333 mi \ A m '•#/ Watts & Lawry Main Street, 'PH.ON.ii 272. V 8 News 217

A writer says women prefer serious men to frivolous ones. None but the grave deserve the fair. An American prison Ooyenior, on a visit to England, declares that we treat our prisoners too leniently. He likes more scars and stripes. A fool, we are told, is born every minute. The trouble is nowadays that he seldom has anything you can take away from him. A reader wants to know who invented the jig-saw puzzle. A Scottish butcher who dropped a banknote into a mincing machine. “Goodness!” exclaimed granddaughter, “Grandpa is certainly an expert at blowing out the candles on his birthday cake. He blew them out with one puff.” And grandma whispered : ‘‘Yes, you see, he and I used to make love by candle-light, honey.”