Current Humour
Doctor: “You are threatened with bronchitis and you must remain confined to your room.” Absurdly Rich: “ Yes, but which room? I have twenty-five of them.” —Dublin Opinion.
Client (calling at 4 p.m.) : “What’s wrong? Has the firm gone smash? ” Junior: “No, but we’ve run out of tea.” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
Hubby: "Did you sew that button on my waisteoat? ” Wife: “No, I couldn’t find a button, so I sewed the hole up.” —Everybody's Weekly, London.
Small Boy: “ Yes, I think that doll will do. Now I want a crash helmet for it, because I’m sending it out to a kid cousin in India by air mail.” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
Suitor: “Marry me.” Film Star: “ No! ” Suitor: “Just this once.” • —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 4063, 26 January 1932, Page 10
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124Current Humour Otago Witness, Issue 4063, 26 January 1932, Page 10
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