DO YOU KNOW?
Question—Which travels faster, Lent or cold. Answer—Heat, because you frequently catch cold. Question—What is the difference between a man who has had a good dinner and a last will and testament? Answer—One’s dined and sated; the other’s signed and dated.
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Otago Witness, Issue 4038, 4 August 1931, Page 69
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43DO YOU KNOW? Otago Witness, Issue 4038, 4 August 1931, Page 69
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