Current Humour
“ I’m going to Spain for my holidays next year.” “ Whatever made you choose Spain ? ” “ I managed to buy a Spanish Baedeker for half price.” —Passing Show, London.
Workman (to musical mate) : “ Don’t 'strum, Albert. It makes me quite nervous.” —Passing Show, London.
Slender Lady: “ Very cold to-dav, Mrs Psmith.” Mrs Psmith: “I suppose it is. I don’t feel the cold myself.” —Passing Show, London.
_ Advertising Manager (proposing marriage) : “Remember, madam, this is the last day of this astounding offer! ” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
The sergeant-major’s cat has kittens. —Passing Show, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 4014, 17 February 1931, Page 10
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