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INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.

H hy do you think visiting the sick is the best form of charity? ” “ Aly father is a doctor.” —Gutierrez, Madrid.

Husband: “What? Going out again! Then I’m going with you.” Wife: “ Do, dear. I am going to the beauty parlour.”

—Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.

“ It is risky making love to another man’s wife.” “It is worse making love to his widow.” —Bucn Humour, Madrid.

Doctor: “What is the matter with you ? ” Patient: “ I sent for you to tell me.” —Bueu Humour, Madrid.

Lady (at prison offiee) : “I want to visit convict 99 if he is in.” —AUt for Alla, Stockholm.

Wife: “I have bought the same lip stick as Pamela uses.”

Hubby: “ Why? Hers taste so nasty.” ■—AUt for Alla, Stockholm.

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Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 9

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INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 9

INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 9

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