INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
H hy do you think visiting the sick is the best form of charity? ” “ Aly father is a doctor.” —Gutierrez, Madrid.
Husband: “What? Going out again! Then I’m going with you.” Wife: “ Do, dear. I am going to the beauty parlour.”
—Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
“ It is risky making love to another man’s wife.” “It is worse making love to his widow.” —Bucn Humour, Madrid.
Doctor: “What is the matter with you ? ” Patient: “ I sent for you to tell me.” —Bueu Humour, Madrid.
Lady (at prison offiee) : “I want to visit convict 99 if he is in.” —AUt for Alla, Stockholm.
Wife: “I have bought the same lip stick as Pamela uses.”
Hubby: “ Why? Hers taste so nasty.” ■—AUt for Alla, Stockholm.
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/OW19301014.2.41
Bibliographic details
Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 9
Word Count
123INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 9
Using This Item
Allied Press Ltd is the copyright owner for the Otago Witness. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons New Zealand BY-NC-SA licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Allied Press Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in