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INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.

" Give him a dose of this every half hour of the night and he will sleep all night without waking.” —Buen Humour, Madrid.

“ What shall I do? My eyes keep watering.” • i‘.”. a bucket under them.” — Pages Gales, Yverdon.

* Auntie, what will you give me not to touch the chairs you are standing on ? ” Kaspar, Stockholm.

“ It is an eternity trying to get back the money you borrowed from me.” “ It was an eternity trying to get you to lend it.” —Dorfbarbler, Berlin.

“Will that beefsteak be here soon?” “ Yes, as soon as it is free.” —Vart Hem, Stockholm.

“ My daughter suffers from nerves and nothing will cure her! ” “ Have you tried four new dresses and six new hats ? ”

—Il Travaso, Rome.

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Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 70

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INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 70

INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3996, 14 October 1930, Page 70

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