INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
“ This is freshly baked bread, so don’t drink water after it.” “ Don’t worry about my drinking water, ma’am.” —Nagels Lustige Welt, Berlin.
iff K-.t, P~k “ He said his pocket book was in hi: Inner breast pocket.” —Gotz, Vienna.
“ An ounce of veronal for my mother-in-law.” “ I can’t let you have poison. Have you a prescription? ” “ No, but here is a portrait of my mother-in-law.” —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, Cologne.
THE WIRELESS LECTURER’S NIGHTMARE. “ If you don’t begin at once I shall pull the stick away. —Sondagsnisse-Strix, Stockholm.
“ You haven’t said why you want divorce ? ” “ Because I have a husband.” —Guerin Meschino, Milan.
“ Did I borrow £5 from you last week ? “ No.” "How absent minded I am. Could you lend it to me now ? ” —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, Cologne.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3972, 29 April 1930, Page 64
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128INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3972, 29 April 1930, Page 64
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