INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
Y until: “ 1 suppose you get your wonderful complexion from your mother? ” Modern She: “ Gracious, no 1 She won’t let me t'—-h a thing on her dressing table.” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
Guest: “Why are you smelling every dron of coffee? ” Host: “I put myself a drop of rum tn one, and have forgotten which.” .—Sondagsnisse-Strix, Stockholm.
“ I hear your brother has married Jiis deceased wife’s sister?” “ Yes, he wanted another wife, but not mother mother-in-law.” —Karikaturen, Oslo.
“ Why do you insist on a post-mortem examination after you are dead ? ” “ I want to know what I die of ? ” —Muskete, Vienna.
. Shipwrecked Tailor: “ Veil, now we have managed to meet at last, Mr Willeon, perhaps you could settle that outstanding account? ” —Dublin Opinion.
Before shooting your husband, didn’t you think of an amicable settlement? ” " I did think of divorce, but it is ■uch a slew business.” —Gutierres, Madrid.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3969, 8 April 1930, Page 10
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148INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3969, 8 April 1930, Page 10
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