INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
“ Might I ask you to shut your mouth * little bit, my piate is only 9 by 12.” —Nebelspaltcr, Zurich.
“ If you want to kiss your wife, don't stand in front of the window as you did last night.” “ Pardon me, I was not at home last flight.” —Ulk, Berlin.
Barber: “ How shall I cut it ? ” Small Customer: “Please, with a hole In the top, like daddy.” —Everybody's Weekly, London.
Hairdresser: “Heavens! We have cut Miss Schmidt’s hair quite short and given Mr Brown a shingle.” ■ —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, Cologne.
“He is so absent-minded. He lit a cigar and threw himself out of the window instead of the match.” —Pages Gaies, Yverdon.
Expert: “Come, my man, you mustn’t smoke at your work.” Machinist: “Who’s working?” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3954, 24 December 1929, Page 64
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129INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3954, 24 December 1929, Page 64
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