INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“Don’t you a lifebuoy?” “ No. Once they threw me to a drowning man as a lifebuoy! ” —Meggendorfer Blaetter, Munich.
Wife (to husband turning the door knob at 3 a.m.): “ Whatever are you doing? ” Husband (wireles fan): “Ini’—hie—trying to get America.” —John Blunt, London.
Angler: “ Whoever caught that fish svas a liar! ” —John Blunt, London.
Wife: “ Where have you been so late ? ” Husband: Stop me if you’ve heard this one. ...” Everybody’s Weekly, London.
“ I will never marry a man who snores! ” “Good idea—but how shall you find cut.” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
“ He said I was a weathervane.” “ Hum—it would want a good gust of wind to make you turn round.” —Gains, Yverdon.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3885, 28 August 1928, Page 70
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113INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3885, 28 August 1928, Page 70
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