INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
The man who has a desperate past behind him. —Faun, A Senna.
‘Do you still go about with Elly ? ” “ She is married now.” ‘ That is not an answer.” —Die Muskete, Vienna.
“ What is the matter with you ? ” “I had a difference of opinion with Brumminger, but he brought me round uO ...s viewpoint. —Nagels Lustige Welt, Berlin.
“ Well if her dowry is as large as she is! 1 ! ” —Moustique, Charleroi.
‘ Did your mother wash your face whej you were a boy? ” “ Yes." J “Did she have a mangle?” “ Yes.” '1 “ I thought so! ” ; —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
Landlady: “Why have you put youf coffee on that chair ? ” Lodger: “ It is so weak that I thought it needed a rest.” —Sondagsnisse-Bteix, Stockholm. '
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Otago Witness, Issue 3875, 19 June 1928, Page 9
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122INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3875, 19 June 1928, Page 9
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