BRITISH HUMOUR
He: “Would you marry a man for bis money? ” She: “Not if I could get it any other way.” —Everybody's Weekly, London.
She: “ Marie has suffered much for her belief? ” He: “ What is her belief? ” She: “ That she can get a number io’.r shoe on a number six foot.” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
. “What i s the matter? You are looking very sad.’’ I am. I was assisting at a rummage pale and took off my new three guinea nat. Then somebody sold it to me for two shillings.” • Everybody’s Weekly, London.
She: “Yes, I come of old-fashioned parents. My mother had only one husband.” .—Everybody's Weekly, London.
He: “ You have been out with worselooking fellows than me, haven’t you? ” No answer. He: “ I say, you have been out with worse-looking fellows than me.” She: “ I heard you the first time I was trying to think.” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3870, 15 May 1928, Page 10
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150BRITISH HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3870, 15 May 1928, Page 10
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