INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ I killed my wife and the jury acquitted me.” “ How interesting. Come with me. ,p.nd_ I will introduce you to my wife.’ : —Die Muskete, Vienna.
AVe have bad luck. We have just (gone bankrupt with our latest venture—a beauty parlour.” —P'st, Constantinople.
What? No tip? Why, the champion skinflint in this town always gives ine threepence.” Oh, does he? Well, gaze upon the new champion.” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
Bid you notice Dolly gave me her first dance to-night?” She told me that she always likes to get disagreeable things over as early as possible.” —Everybody’s Weekly, linden.
“ Your reply, darling, means either a great happiness or a great blow to me! ” —Buen Humor, Madrid.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3869, 8 May 1928, Page 10
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116INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3869, 8 May 1928, Page 10
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