INTERNATIONAL HUMOR
“ I have bought a quarter of a pound of chocolates, and you can have them if you can tell me how many ounces in a quarter of a pound.” “It all depends on what shop you bought them at.” —II Traraso. Home.
“Do stop worrying, Jack. You will go quite bald!” “That is what is worrying me!” —Weekly teleKraph, Sheffield.
“ Fred and I only had one kiss last night.” “ What was the matter ? ” “Oh, nobody interrupted us!” Everybody’s Wcekjy, Louden.
She: “What shall we do so that they will not know at the hotel that we are newly married?” He: “I will go in first, and you can follow, carrying the bag.” —BiiSn Humor, Madrid.
Poet: “Did you read my poem in to-day’s paper ? ” Friend: “Yes. And that alone was Worth the penny! ” —Everybody's Weekly. London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3864, 3 April 1928, Page 10
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138INTERNATIONAL HUMOR Otago Witness, Issue 3864, 3 April 1928, Page 10
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