INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
Passer-by: “My dear chap, that pear looks like a turnip!” Pavement Artist: That’s a pineapple!” —Passing Show, London.
“How did you cure your wife of her antique craze?” “Oh, I just gave her a 1907 model motor car!” —Passing Show, London,
Mother: “Why are you beating Willie like that?” Father: “To-morrow morning he will bring home his school report, and, you Bee, I have to go away before breakfast!” —Passing Show, London.
“Why are you crying, Peter?” , “Father has given me a spanking!” “I thought your father was ill?” " “He is—but his fists are well." ' —Pliegendo Blsetter, Munich,
“Are yon thinking of me, miss?” , beg your pardon—was I smiling?’ j Y —Karikaturcn, Oslo.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3804, 8 February 1927, Page 10
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115INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3804, 8 February 1927, Page 10
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