INTERNATIONAL HUMOR
“I am a self-made man. I always is tuck to the same line. Five years ago I ran a sausage factory, and now I own a racing stable!” —XJIk, Berlin.
“Hector, if you are not good I shall put you on dry bread.” “Oh, father, do you want to ruin your«elf?” —Journal Amusant, Paris.
“There's nothing to be earned with woodcuts I” “Have you tried wood chopping?” —Die Muskcte, -Vienna.
“Prisoner No. 12 wants a bathtub so that he can have a bath.” “Be careful that lie doesn’t escape by swimming I" - Amusant, Paris.
YOU NEVER CAN TW.T,, “Well, I hope you are doing well with your poultry farm!” “Na The usual rotten luck. There was a flood, and all the poultry wto downed. I wish I had bought ducks Bowl” —Der Brpmmor, Berlin.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3804, 8 February 1927, Page 74
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136INTERNATIONAL HUMOR Otago Witness, Issue 3804, 8 February 1927, Page 74
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