INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“Very good, this automatic telephone. But when it is installed who shall we have to swear at?” —Buy Elus, Paris.
“You are so old and have never heard of Shakespeare?” “Never!” “Nor of Nietschc?” “Yes, when people sneeze!” —Notcnkraker, Amsterdam.
“Do you suffer from thirst?” “Suffer? Certainly not! It is my greatest pleasure.” —Kasper, Stockholm.
“How can you say that Luis is your milk brother when he was born in Barcelona and you in Seville?” “We were brought up on the same brand of condensed milk.” —Euen Humor, Madrid.
“I have .you ever to speak t<S him again!” “I didn’t speak to him! I only danced with him!” .. « 6 —Dorlbarbicr, Berlin*
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Otago Witness, Issue 3802, 25 January 1927, Page 75
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113INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3802, 25 January 1927, Page 75
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