BRITISH HUMOUR
Plumber (to new mate): “Hang it all! Once again you have forgotten to forget to bring those tools 1” —Pasting Shaw, London.
Sweet maiden: “I will marry you ff you can support me in the way to which the movies have accustomed me l” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
Laundry maid: “But I can’t see what we have done to this lace, madam!” Customer: “Lace! That was a sheet!** Passing Show, London.
Passenger (whose foot has been trodden on): “I can’t agree!” Stout party: “Lucky I just caught this train!” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
“The last time I played Rugby football my face Mas so disfigured that I thought it would never get better again.” “Did itr 4f Passing Show, London*
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Otago Witness, Issue 3773, 6 July 1926, Page 79
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120BRITISH HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3773, 6 July 1926, Page 79
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