“Who's been missing her Kruschen? Joan: 6 and 5! You’ve beaten me to a frazzle! Best thing 1 can do is to give up golf and keep silkworms. Hilda: Nonsense! We, all of us strike bad patches occasionally and do absolutely nothing right. Joan: Funny that you never seem to strike one when you’re out with me. Hilda: My dear, I simply couldn’t help winning to-day. My eye was so absolutely in that every hole looked as big as a bucket. Joan: And all the time I’ve been scarcely able to keep my eyes open, and I feel as heavy as lead. It’s simply maddening, with you playing like a machine. Hilda: I thought there must be something to account for all those topped approaches and stabbed putts. Now it’s as clear as daylight. Who’s been missing her Kruschen) Joan: Well, even if I have — what’s that got to do with it) Hilda: Now, don’t be silly. You can’t expect to be on your game if you’re off colour. You see, if your eyes feel heavy you can’t keep your head down for your approach shots, and you can’t really fix your mind on your putts. And all that comes from missing your little daily dose. Joan: It wasn’t my fault. I was relying on John to remind me to get a new bottle, and, of course, he never remembered and— Hilda: Well, it’s no use crying over missed Kruschen. The only thing to do is to trot you into the first chemist’s we see on the way home and stand over you while you buy it, or we’ll have you and your John at each other’s throats. Joan: Do, there’s a darling, and then we’ll live happily ever after. Kruschen Salts Good Health for a Farthing a Day Kruschen, unlike any other saline preparation. is a scientific combination of the Six salts your body needs for its proper health —to cleanse it of all clogging waste matter, to keep the blood pure and vigorous, to brace up and vitalise the whole system. If you led an ideally healthy life in the open air, with plenty of exercise and no worries, your body would extract these vital salts for itself from your food. But the artificial life you lead prevents this. Hence the need for the “little daily dose” of Kruschen, Start now taking a tiny pinch—as much as will cover a sixpence—in your breakfast cup of tea every morning. It’s tasteless taken this way, but it makes you, and keeps you, healthy, cheerful and energetic—gives you, in fact, “that Kruschen feeling." Every chemist sells Kruschen In 2/6 bottles. Get o bottle to day and begin a new life to-morrow. It’s the little daily dose that does it. Trade Supplies stocked by FAIRBAmN. WRIGHT. & CO., Auckland "Wellington, Christchurch and Dunedin. K.s. 26/2,
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Otago Witness, Issue 3765, 11 May 1926, Page 4
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