Kitty: “Jack says he can read me like a book.” Phyllis: “You mustn’t taka Jack too literally, dear. He probably means that you are a very plain type.” —Mr Hardfax: “If you don’t think two can live 1 s cheaply as one. lot’s try it.’* Miss Manchaser: “Oh! This is SO——” Mr Hardfax: “You name one woman and I’ll pick out two men and lay you two to one on the men.”
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Otago Witness, Issue 3671, 22 July 1924, Page 23
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