"More than five thousand elephants a year go to make our piano keys," remarked "the student boarder, who had been reading the scientific notes in a patent medicine almanac. "Wood gracious," exclaimed thq landlady. "Ain't it wonderful what somd animals can bo trained to do?'' I cannot sang the old sweet songs Which 1 should sing to-night. I've lost my voice and have no choioe Because of bronchial blight; But very soon I'll bo in tune, And sing them all, be sure. I'll change my moans to dulcet tones With Woods' Great Peppermint Cure.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3251, 5 July 1916, Page 76
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94Page 76 Advertisements Column 2 Otago Witness, Issue 3251, 5 July 1916, Page 76
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