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Otago Witness, Issue 3239, 12 April 1916, Page 72

Wealthy Old Spinster (to her young fiance, who is toying with her hair): '"There are two or three ' silver threads among the gold,' darling. Doesn't the fact make vou regret your promise to marry me?" Her Intended and Intending: "Not the least in the world, my love . . . (sotto voce) I can put up with a lot of silver threads for the sake of the gold !" A genuine Highlander was one day looking at a print from a picture by one of the old masters, in which angels wore represented blowing trumpets. He inquired if the angels played on trumpets, ancl, being answered in the affirmative, made the following pithy remark: " Heeh, sirs, but they maun be pleased wi' music ! I wonder they dinna borrow a pair o' bagpipes!"'

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