Magistrate (to prisoner): “What are you?’’ Prisoner; “A dock labourer. yoyr wash-up.” Constable (indignantly)': “Why, he’s scarcely ever out of prison, your worship.’’ Prisoner: “Well, I’m always bein’ sentenced tor ‘ard labour in the dock, so if I ain’t a dock labourer wot am I?” “ See that man over there,” said the man in a tramcar, pointing to a wan-faced fellow-traveller, young yet bent almost double. “Well, I was like that only a year ago—bent up with Rheumatism and racked with Sciatica- Now look at me: I’ve not a trace of the old trouble. I’m quite halo and hearty—thanks to RHEUMO. I tried scores of things before RHEUMO, but they did ma no good. If ever you got Rheumatism Gout, or Lumbago RHEUMO will euro you. Thousands testify to the wonderful qualities of RHEUMO. It removes the oauso of the trouble—drives the uric acid from the system and brings relief and cure.” Of all chemists and stores, 2s 6d and 4s 6d- 49
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Otago Witness, Issue 3111, 29 October 1913, Page 79
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