I've had a "olose shave," the Barber exclaimed, To the policeman while fixing 1 his strops'. I've had influenza, and I feel quite ashamed To say that they fed me on "slops." " 'Twas a 'hair'-breadth 'eecaipe'," the hobby replied; "Your life was nearly 'cut-short.'" "Without W"*xh«' Peppermint Cure I might 'dvrd.' " Was the barber's final retort.
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Otago Witness, 1 June 1910, Page 10
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56Page 10 Advertisements Column 2 Otago Witness, 1 June 1910, Page 10
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