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Otago Witness, Issue 2929, 4 May 1910, Page 82

WITCH'S HERBAL OINTMENT. (Registered.) Every family requires some kind of ointment to be kept in the house to be used in the treatment of burns, scalds, chilblains, bruises, ulcers, scalp sores, inflammatory skin diseases (particularly of parasitic origin)—in fact, in any case in which an emollient antiseotie dressing is required. WITCH'S OINTMENT acta soothingly and curatively in all cases of haemorrhoids or piles Price Is 6d and 3s 6d; all chemists and stores. —Tussicura Manufacturing Company, proprietors.

The lady with the glinty eyes and the pink elbows bounced into the local grocer's shop and accosted the proprietor. " Mornm!" she said affably. "I'd like another dozen o' them egg» you sent me yesterday." "Certainly." smiled the shopkeeper. "Are you making puddings again?"—"No, thank you!" sniffed the lady. "I want those eggs for something more profitable this time-. They're : goin' to get me let off a quarter's rent?'—" Indeed ! Are you going to offer your landlord some pancakes?"—"Not much!" answered the customer. " You see, he's coming this morning for the money. So if I oraok them eggs and hide 'em in the backyard it's ten to one he'll cry quits about the rent, thinkin' the drainasro wants seeina to."