THE AVERAGE CITIZEN THIRSTS FOR KNOWLEDGE.
HERE ARE THERAPEUTIC FACTS.
- "There's one thing, my dear. When these flying machines are perfect you'Jl have no excuse for being late home." — But suppose there -was a breakdown?"— ~Then 1 should know you weren't coming i •ft all, dear. No need to make inquiries — •o suspense— no waiting. What a beautiful i» nation I" I
— A parson complained to ln\ doctor tint the powder he had prescribed for Ins little son made hie little inside make puch a noise that it kopt the nursery awake. The doctor thought a minute, and then remembering' that ho bad prescribed Gregory's mixture, remarked : '"I suppose it sets up a sort of Gregorian chant?"
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Otago Witness, Issue 2761, 13 February 1907, Page 85
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117THE AVERAGE CITIZEN THIRSTS FOR KNOWLEDGE. Otago Witness, Issue 2761, 13 February 1907, Page 85
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