Proverbs by Josh Billings
Don'fc swop with your relashuns unless you kin afford to give them the big end of the trade. Marry young, and if circumstances require i+, often. ) If you can't eit good cloathes and <?ddication too. get the cloathes. Say how are you to everybody. Kultivate modesty, but mind and keep a good stock of impudence on hand. Bee charitable, especially at Christmas I time — threepenny bite were made on pur- . poso. I -It -costs more to borry than It does tobuy. I Ef a man flatters yu, yu can kaikerkte j he is a roge, or you are a fule. j Keep both ize open, but don't see morn j half you notis. j If you ich for fame, go into a graveyard and scratch yourself agin a tumestone. Young rran, be more anxus about tlie pedigree yur going to leave than you aie about the wun somebody's going to leave j-ou. Sin is like weeds— selfsone and sure to cum.
Two lovers, like -two, -armies," generally' •' git along until fchey-care- -engagecl.^ >,- '- / Tliat -J2oy <>' Kogers. 7 : - That -hoy o' Eogers —^Lord spare -me t _ > From- raisin' sech a brat as -he! * ■' ,') Ef 'ever-mischief -was .boiled down. - -, Into '.a freckled^-ii-ed-haired clown, " > ' And "turned loose on" two Bpzndlin' rshankt^ t T' bother mankind with -his -pranks, 'Twas that -ar . boy o' Rogers.^- , Th' want no question ,that he'd ba _ j. Inside th' penitentiary . - ' ~\ Afore le was a man full-grown. '* ' ' He cou'.d conspire more "tricks -alone Than .any boy T. ever seed, ' , - ~ ) Th' biggest scamp; we -all agreed, - v n " "Was that ar "boy o' Rogers! He turned up missin', .went out "West, s I 'low we thought ii was \h' best 1 Thing that "had a happened yit f . .-- , » ■ j For us he couldn't go too fur, • An' we all said, " Good "riddance, sir," i T that ar boy o* Rogers! j He left "us twenty years f ago; I was out West 'a* month or so • j Las' spring, an' Jack, my boy, says he, j '"I'll ,take ye' up 'to-day t' see ' "- -' i -3?he Guv'xior!" Wai, sk/Pm cussed r I knew 'him- when I seed .him-fusf, - >"• ' - * 'Twas* that ax hoy t o'- Rogers',
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Otago Witness, Issue 2719, 25 April 1906, Page 83
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367Proverbs by Josh Billings Otago Witness, Issue 2719, 25 April 1906, Page 83
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