EDITOR'S WALLET.

Otago Witness, Issue 2416, 28 June 1900, Page 70

EDITOR'S WALLET.

Boarding-house Euclid. DEFINITIONS AND AXIOMS. 1. All boardinghouses are the same boarclInghouse. 2. The landlady of a boardinghouse is p parallelogram — that is, an oblong an;, ■ ;> Jigure which cannot be described, bxit \ equal to anything. 3. A single room is that which Las no 'jarts and jio -magnitude. 4. All the other rooms being taken, a single room is said to be a double room. 5. Boarders in the same boardinghouse and dii the same floor are equal to one another. 6. A wrangle is the disinclination to each other o£ two boarders:, who meet together bwi are not on the same floor.

with me from the first. It gave my shattered nerves a calm and peaceful tone, thus allowing me to get some natural sleep, tho want ol which Was Killing. Me. ' - It strung me together, and braced me up, and 1 soon got thab I could stand more noise and conversation, which only recently would have thrown me into

A Shaking Fit. The remedy gave me an appetite, and J could eat a hearty meal. " 41 I suppose you soon became entirely re suscitated ? '"'

" Yes, being able to sleep and eat once more, I soon got strong, and my cheeks filled out rapidly. A few bottles completely put me right. lam sure there is no remedy in the world to be spoken of in the sanu breath with Clements Tonic, and I have proof of that, for, in addition to my owi cure, it Rescued my Little Girl, of three and a half years of age, from a most distressing malady." . " I should like very much to hear about that." said oiir reporter.

''• Well, I will tell you all about it. I took the child to a funeral, and I now thinU it was a very unwise tiling to do. My little girl was very frightened, and went off in a dead

Faint at the Graveside."

" What was the result ? " " For seven months she suffered froni what the doctors said was

St. Vitus' Dance. Her limbs would shake and move in a strang< way. In .addition to this eczema broke ou. all over the back of the child's' head. It -wat" a very ba 1 case. She was a fine fat child before she received the shock to her nerves -1 spoke about, but afterwards got very thin Her appetite was very queer, and -she craved for strange foods."

" How came you to give the chile Clem- nts Tonic, Mrs. Williams ? "

" I read a case in a little book very like that of my child's. It much impressed me. and I started to give the child Clement. Tonic. Perhaps you will hardly believe il but it is perfectly true, two bottles

Entirely Cured Her of both her complaints — the St. Vitus dance and the eczema. I was astonished that the remedy should drive away these two very serious ailments so very speedily. The child at once started to eat with v natural appetite, and got fat and well in m time. Clements Tonic cured the St. Vitus' Dance in

A Marvellous Manner, and the little girl's head was perfectly clean in a very short time. So now you can see why I have such faith in Clements Tonic."

" And may we publish all this", Mrs, Williams ? "

" Every word of it. It is but my duty to make it known, that other sick ones may have the benefit of Clements Tonic as m^ child and myself did.