FACES IN MAPS.

Otago Witness, Issue 2343, 26 January 1899, Page 58

FACES IN MAPS.

NATURE AS A CARICATURIST. You wouldn't think it, perhaps, but if you take up a good atlas it is more than possible that you -will find your own photograph in it. It is astonishing how certain configurations of the coast-lines, boundaries, and so forth of maps resin w. HARCOtTRTeemble faces of well-known (North Coast people, animals, and famiof Spain). Uar ob j ectg of var ious descriptions. There is no more fascinating amusement for a spare halfhour or a better geographical lesson for the children than a voyage of discovery into the pages of an atlas. Son.ebcdy or something is to be found in every map, but it is

ay no means viie must intricate that will give the best results. Take Africa, for example. Its coast-lino is one of the simplest, yet of all it is the most prolific in good faces. They are best recognised by looking at the smaller-scale map which appears in the map of the word mipplied with every atlas. Is it that there is an affinity between politicians and the countries whose interest they espouse, that it is so easy to find their likenesses in those particular countries? or is it that Nature purposely cast Africa in a mould which has reflected to the generations the features of those illustrious gentlemen who , have been bo largely concerned in its interests ? i Certain it is that you have only to study the map for j half iv moment to find Mr Chamberlain's tiptilt sneering at the Arabian Sea ; while, if you turn it upside \ down, you will ob- j serve the grave, som- ' bre countenance of i Lord Salisbury frown- ; ing grave disapproval at the Atlantic Ocean. Nature !b rarely remiss, but she missed the eye-glass. If she had planted an inland lake where Atbara, of Gordon Highlander fame, stands, it would have saved us the necessity c,f

supplying ou map with "Joe's' famous li% 1 1 < third eye. I may hay» been i conscious snub. Anyway, then is nothing want ing w Lord Sali.s bury's physiogno my, not even th( bulldog nose ant curl of the beard. Turn the mai upside down, in dine the bottom of it to the right, anci look at the coast-line from Cape Pabnas tc Tangier. It is Li Hung Chang — hat, billy goat, and all complete. He wearß a look of mingled anxiety a,nd protest, as if he sees some Western | nation calmly annea* ing another slice of the Far East. Turn over the pages to the map of Spain, j and search the coast- ' line in the vicinity of Bilbao. Surely we have seen that classic nose, that massive chin, that mighty face before? Yes, it's Sir William Harcourt. He hat nothing to do with Spanish affairs, but Nature moves in a mysterious way. Maj it not be some portentous omen of the future ?

On the south coast of Arabia, ac seen in the map of Asia, taking the coast-line from Ras-el-Hadd — it might more appropriately have been named Razzle-Dazzle, of Gaiety lame— to Dhogar, you have an excellent though scarcely flattering likeness of Mr Edward Terry. I hope he woß't be offended; but after all, we are not perpetuated for ever and ever and ever on this eternal planet, and he ought to feel extremely gratified.

Russia has married Prance, but she musn't expect any good of it with the warning face of Mr Punch grinning sardonically on her coastline from Cape Apsheron, in the Caspian Sea, to Lenkoran, on the Persian frontier.

That face says "Don't !" as plain as a pikestaff ; but they have laughed to scorn the warning, woe be unto them !

The other faces we have discovered in the realms of mapland would make the fortune of a character-actor. Take, for example, the baleful, Shylockian face of old Mother Shipton in the Caspian Sea. Kotchak Gulf and Dead Bay are her bonnetbows, and her chin finishes on the Balkan Peninsula. The face is better seen in the map of Russia in Asia.

Another striking face is to be found by talcing the whole east coast of Africa from Sfc. Sebastian, which is . the crown of the forehead, to Alexandria, which finishes the chin. According to the argument used in connection with the Salisbury-Chamberlain portraits this is undoubtedly a sketch of our Prime Minister in the Year 2000 or thereabouts..

He will make it hot for Kruger's progeny down Pretoria way, if the nose is any mdi

cation of character ; in fact, Pretoria is well on his brain in th»'»portrait. Animals and inanimate objects are also well represented on maps. Every schoolboy knows that the south-western comer of Italy exactly resembles a boot) Similar cases are by no means difficult to locate. If -you examine the coastline of Australia from Brisbane, in Queensland, to Portland Bay, Victoria, you will find the makings of a capital Newfoundland dog's head. You must look for a I camel nearer home than the " ship of the desert is usually found. It is only a head, truly, but if you examine the configuration of the French province of Brittany you must acknowledge that it is a very good likeness. There ara several geographical elephants' heads, although they are, perhaps, a trifle j exaggerated. The best of them luxuriates on British soil, and is formed by the Welsh counties of Carnarvon, Denbigh, and Flint, Snowdon forming the eye. f j The Dead Sea is noti altogether a likely sub-! ject for a picture, yet,! curiously enough, it 1 gives us the most beautiful of the series. If you turn the map of i'alestine upsidedown, you will discover a most striking example of the classic female bead. It is of the type wrought in marble by the ancient Greeks. The crown of the head abuts on the Valley of Salt. The features are governed by the indentations of the coast-line by Zoar or Bela. The Gulf of Salt nestles at the nape of the neck. At Rasada the similitude ceases, and the Dead Sea gives no other picture. Since writing the above, the Fashoda storm lias loomed on the political horizon. Mr Punch's famous cartoon of the organgrinder has appeared, and has been subjected to much discussion and not a little acrimonious criticism at the hands of French residents in this country. Irishmen with Uallic sympathies have also freely expressed their disapproval of Mr Punch's cartoon, one of them going so far as to break the window of the journal's Fleet street office by way of protest. We have already discovered the jovial countenance of Mr Punch in the Caspian Sea. If you take a large-scale map of Africa, and turn it upside-down, it is possible to find him again, although the portrait is scarcely as good as that seen in the Caspian Sea. The profile is drawn by the windings of the Nile, and it is a most curious coincidence that it runs exactly from. Cairo to Fashoda, , Omdurman resting placidly on the bridge of the nose. Doubtless there are many other map - pictures which I have not located. Their discovery should prove a pleasant pastime for the winter evenings. — Answers.