Theory v. Practice?

Otago Witness, Issue 2323, 8 September 1898, Page 61

Theory v. Practice?

Pie was a country telegraph operator, young but ambitious, and had become enthused over reading a book entitled, "Politeness as a Guide to Success." He had reached that portion where it was related how old Bonds, the millionaire, had laid the foundation of his immense wealth by an act of politeness, when an old woman tapped on the counter. Putting" the book hastily aside, the young 1 operator, with the career of old Bonds in his mind's eye, hastened to obey the summons. " Young man, if I send a message now, when will it get there? " asked the old woman. " Where is it going madam? " " Well, it is wing to Aunt Jane, if you must know! " snapped the old woman. " Yes'm : and where does Aunt Jane live? "' asked the operator, resolving to be polite at all hazards. "Well, I never saw such impudence! I suppose you'll be wanting to know if Aunt Jane is married next ! Well, she is, if that ds any satisfaction to you. She has three children, wears glasses, goes regularly to church, and expects to make jam next week ! Is there anything else that you wish to know, young man? " " Yes'm," said the operator, desperately. " I would like to know where Aunt Jane lives." " Well, I never ! Why, you miserable little upsfcarl ! I've a mind to come over there and spank you! "What's that, young man? Bad language? I shall see that you are reported at once." The door banged, and the operator went wearily back to his seat, and, picking up the book he had been reading, threw it out of the window. Fifteen minutes later when an old man camo in and wanted to know when the 8.30 train left, the operator heaved the contents of the coal scuttle at him, and immediately sent in his resignation.