THE TWO GENUINE ARTICLES
CLEMENTS 'IONIC, FLETCHER'S PILLS. IMITATED ! BUI 1 UNRIVALLED AND UNEQUALLED.
CLBBIENTS TONIC is a (cioatiflc chemical food aad restores tlw tiwua waited by fcho vocations of ereryday life ; ia n prompt; and safe l'dinedy for neuralgia, nervousness, weakness, debility, Hvev complaint 1 , dtopsy, and chronic i)idige*liou. - FLETCHER'S PILLS cure hoaitburn, backache, headache, liver torpidity, dyspepsi*, and all oompUinto of the stomach and bowels. Th«o two' remedies havo bani thoroughly tested in all the hot countries of the rcorid. They are sold at a price within tho reach of all poople. Evideuco i« Jforwairdsd frca on receipt ot nacco va& address that vrill eatMy the most foeplical ss to their virtuee. They are Bold everywhere, bub ear© nuut be token that tho geiiuiae are obtained, or the monoy and time »ro wasted and tho diseaso *o much the more set iou9.
— Ths U.u»k of Esiglatid contains silver ingotJwhich have lam iv ita vauUs s iaco 1698. — The Emperor of, Austria, who afc * certain season washes old men's fe-sk, ■ recently wenft through his, annual ordeal of being auointecl with aisheo. Ho haelt on a red vflvefc stool in' front of the altar, v»bib tho Coutt cbapUir s' rawed a?he6 upon his head.
— The man who was arrested for stealing a mirror reluctantly admitted that he bad l .toad a glass too much. — "I doesn't wanter 'scourage nobody," | said a coloured, philosopher, " but er lot er folks fobgits dat true reprentance consists in not doin' it over agin." — Human Nature.— Visitor : "Why do yon hava 'Keep off the Grass' notices all over this park ? Ton don't seem to enforce the rule." Policeman: "We do it bo that people will more thoroughly enjoy being on tfee giass,"
— " When I was your ago I never told He, Tommy." "When did yeu begin, auntit; ? " — First Pittite: " Why don't they make the ladies take off their bats in the. theatre ? " Secor.d Pittiite : " Because they have no spare rooms about the theatre large enough to stow the ample headgear in." — A Dutiful Wife.— Hobby : " Yes, dear, yon look nice in that dress ; but it cost me a heap of money." Wifiet "Freddie dear, what do I care for money when it is a question c! plowing you 2 "
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Otago Witness, Issue 2210, 9 July 1896, Page 47
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374THE TWO GENUINE ARTICLES Otago Witness, Issue 2210, 9 July 1896, Page 47
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