ODDS AND ENDS.

Otago Witness, Issue 1688, 29 March 1884, Page 29

ODDS AND ENDS.

— She— l am fond of pnetry. He— Are you, indcedj? So am I. Do you Jike Burns? She— No, indeed; thoy aro so i xtvessinj;. But then, I am not rauoh trouble with them, as ma djei all tho cooking That Husband op Mine is throe times the man he was before ho began us ; r.f? 'Wells' Health Renewer " Druggists : Moses Moss aud Co., Sydney General Accents— (.Advt.) —A woman in Mieliitran, iicing dangerously ill, her husband ordered a coffin, when die immediate y began to i ecovoc it was a htUo more pxpeueive, p jrbap^, thAn if he had fcuumioncd 0. physician, but the coffin can be iiced as a dou^h-trough. INDEPENDENCE. In the world's broad field of battle, Where tho fall en are co thick— .Where is seen the carnage iha.i'll Tend to make the bravest eick ; Be not like tho dumb, driven eatuSo, Like a harailcs-i, passive stick ; Bettor try to make thiius ratlin, Aud to sometimes mnko a " k'ek." -OdCUyßHizird. Flies and Bugs, beetles, insects, roaches, anfca, bed bugs, rat*, mice, gophers, jack-rabbits, cleared out \<y " Kougu on Kats." Moses Moss and Co., Sydney, Gonoial Agents.— (Advt.) Dvydun bays, " (Sleep ih deiih"s ha f-hrothor," bud Cervantes Bays, "Now bVdfcings light, on him that flrBD invented sloep ;" find how sweet comes slumber to oase tho agony of tho o who are radteil with rheumatic pains, which, howevor, can lio cured by uiing HiTciißNa' Blood JUehturkb. Procutable from all chemists and respectable btorekenvers ia > % ow Zealand. Abk tor testimonials.— [Advt ] —The Fort Wor'h Gazette hods oat a cuwe and a promise in tho fuiiowiuj,' words :— A baptism in had-s' depths As hot as boilkg tar, Awaits the m m v <io quits a room And leaves the door ajar ; But he who softly shuts tho doof Shall dwelt among the blest, Where the wicked (ease from troubling And tho weary are at test. Wells' "Rouail on Corns."— Ask for Wells' • Rough on Corns."— Quick relief, complete, permanent cv-'. Corns, warts, bunions. Mosus Moss aud Co., Sydney. General Agents.— (Advt.) —A " victim "' dec'ares that when a man is setting still, steadfastly gazing at nothing, his wifsi has not a word to say to him ; but as snou a 9 he picks up a newspaper or a book to read, sho takes a loug breath and almost drowns him with an avalanche of questions. A COLD HEPLY. As Pat and Tim- one wintry day, Stood by the river Bide, A box came floating on tiie stream, Which Pat at once egfoied. Says he to Tim, " Ye see that box 1 What would ye take— come eay — To leap iv there and bring it out Upon this freezing day 1" Just then an icy blast struck Tim That f et him all ashabe Ho iixed bis eyes upon the stream, And unto Pat be sp<iko : " What would I t*ke to lape in there, Aii' wid those hands lay ho)d Upon that box an' brintf it cut ? Bejabers, I'd tske cold ! '

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