ODDS AND ENDS.

Otago Witness, Issue 1682, 16 February 1884, Page 28

ODDS AND ENDS.

— It is recorded in tho London World that recently the organist at j* fashionablo church in an English watering-place, excited by the aristocrats cliaiae er of ihe couijregation, ptayrrl for a postludo the Peers' I'liorusin "lohuitho"— "Jiowdawn, ye lower middle classes." That Husband of Mink is threp times the man ho wa,. before ho bugan using ' '"Wells' Healtu Rknewkr " Druggists : Moses Moss aud Co., Sydney General Agents — (Advt.) — Our coloured brethren are holding a camp-meet-ing not far away ; and one of them, holding forth from the texi "How old artthou?" siid in his opening : " Brethren, this am a question that must be answered in the affirmative." There was a yount* man named DeL&, Who played tlio brass horn ia tho b& ; ' He blewauch a hla-t. That &i he went past, He blew all the fruit oft a st&. The Jvigour <Jf youth given to tho agsd and infirm by using HTop Bitters. Try it Read. —A young man having sßked a girl if he might go home with her from singing cabS and been rufi:st.U, paifl : " You're as full of aira a 9 a musical box." " Perhaps so," aho retoited ; " but if lam I don't go with a cr.ink.' 1 — The wise man studios his fellow mm ; the fool has no time to Hturty others ; his o;.tire energies are bent upon displaying his own folly —Boston Transcript. , August FiiOWUR — The mo-t miserable beings in the world a;-o tho.-o Buffering from Dyspepsia aud Liver Complaint. More than 75 |er cuiic. of the people are afflicted with these t'.\o distasis an.-, thoir effect 1*:1 *: such as Sour Stomach, Sick Headache, Habitual Costivenesa, Palpitation of the Heart, Heartburn Waterbrash, gnan ing and burning pains at the pit of tho Stomach, Yollow Skin. Coated Tongue, and disagreeable taste in the mouth, coming up of food after eating, low spirits, &c. Go to j onr Druggesb and get a boitle of Augiwt Flower. This valuable medicine has cuied thousands and t housanda of hufforerj>, and is known in all civilised countries. Two doses will relive you it. ca<-U only Si tsd a bottle. Sample bottle Cd.— [Adyt.] — \ iwelvc-year-o!d boy of Franklin, Pennsylvania, burj-t a blood-vestel w/iilo blowing a tin horn, and died in a few hours. If thia item is no gool to you, cut it out and baud it to'j'our neighbour.— Lowell Citizen She dresses now in brand new clothes, Designed to captivate the bothes; Then down the avenue she uothesi, Wheu BUddealy she stump 3 her tothea, Falls down ai d hurts her preUy nothos— Oh, what a chapter sad of withes ! —Too much study ia said to affect the mind ; anil we know a number of wises where it would effect Ib very favourabl}', tioo.—Barlirmton Fiee. Press. Floiuline!-For tub Tekth and Breath. -A few drops of tho liquid "jKlorilno" sprinkled on a wet tooth-brush produces a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses t c teeth from all parasites or impuii ie<, haidcns the gum*, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teoth a peculiar pearly whiteness, and a delightful fragrance to the breath. Id removed all unpleasant odour arising from decayed teeth or tohato -smcke. "The Fragrant Floiiline " beii.g composod in part of lvney and sweet herbs, is delicious to the luste, a;-.d the grea'ct toilet discovory of tho ace. Price 2* Cd, of all Chemists and perfumers throughout the world. Sold wholesale by the AngloAmerican Drug Company (Limited), 33 Farringdon road, London.— [Advt ] -A Connecticut woman has written to the Emperor of Brazil and asked him if he won't please emancipate the slaves of that country. Ho will probably do so to ob ige her. A CHILD'S FANCY. The storm passed by, and the glad sun Bhone Brightly the breaking clou <a among ; In the nujjlo tree top a, bluebird sang ; In the east a beautiful raiubew hung. " 0, mamma, look !" and my wee one laughed, " Oh, look, mamma ! U is made of fljwera? Or is it the ladder tho angels uso When the) carry up w^ucr io mnko tho showers?" —Youth's Companion. It was Wordsworth who wrote— " I hiit best p> rti n of a goud man's life, llu little, nameles.-, uri.umembuiud aces of kindness and of love Are long remembered after he has gone." And so it is when a man who has in some way benefited his fellow creitures, his n.-.me remain* em-hr.ned in tho hearts and n.emoiijs of thoie he leaves behind • and so it will be with the man who invented tint wonderful remedy known fir and near as one of one grandest specifics for diseases of tbo blood— Hitciiess 1 Blood Re.toiur. His naiuo will he remembered by thousands long after ho has gono duck-shoo ing in tho Happy Hunting Gnund. This famous medicine is obtaidable from all chemists and respectable storekeepers iii New Zealand. Auk for testimonials.— [Advt ] — l'he hotel waiter's costume st'll remains the standard for an American man's full dross. To prevent mistaken at partio--, however, the waiter is directed to carry a towol on his arm inßtead of a 1 oung hdy. JINGLES. lIIE IjUXATIC MAID TO TUB MANIAC L.OVEB. Were I a piece of papor And you a piecu of string, We'd cut a merry caper In one conclusive cling. [ Nn setlipg-wnx and taper Could clost-r union bring, Were I a piece of paper And you a piece of string. REPLY OF THE HI. L TO THE L M. Were I tho morning sparrow ! And j'ou the morning worm, The ground I'd upward harrow Until I m ide you squirm ; I'd eat your bones and marrow Within the shorto&t term, Were I the morning sparrow And you the early worm. Drdh Jongh's Liqht-Brqwn Cod Liver Oil.— lts. Unequalled Kfficact in Llsejse* op the Turoat — Sir c». Duncan Gibb, Bart , M.D , L UD., fhysiclan and Lecturer on Forensic Medicine, Westminster Ho(pital, author ot various works on Diseases of ths ibrtiat&ud Larynx, writes : — " Thccxporienca of man t yea's has abundantly proved the truth of every wot a taid in favour of Dr re Jingh'n Light-Brown Cod l.ivorOilby neunyef cur first f'hysienns and Ohbmists . thus sti mDing him as a high authority and an able Clv mist wht.RoinvestiHHtioi.o have remained ucquoationed. Its value, therefore, as a therapeutic aeout in ) number of duetts, oiiitlly of an exhaustive rfcar-cur. h is beon admitted by iho world of medicine • but, hi ddditif v, I have f->utd it a loniody of great power in the treatment of many Affections of the "Throat and Larynx, cm ooially in Consumption, of "the latter, where it will sustain life when everything oleo ftiis. t>r tie Jtmgii'B Light- lir.;un C«id Liver Oil )>as an Dgrs.oiblH flavour, U very palatable, and Jibed by children: ho to its \ a uo in the third atagoof Hoop. ng-Couith, when it acts as v restorative and tonio!" Dr. de Jot gh'd Light-Brown Cod Liver Oil is sold only n tapsulofl luipenul hhlf-pmts, pinto, and quarts • with biafct^mpoßdagnatureandtbebi nature of his sole w 88-pu e3 on the capsule and the labol under wrapper, &3s£BJ £$!£»"** ADBa '« Hartord - u