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Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume XIV, Issue 711, 14 January 1919, Page 1

_ Tho New Mother -"When you kissel your weeping mo hpr good bye and went oud into the world to make you. to- tune, I presume her last bear ful ii.janctioa was for you to be goad '?'' " No, make good*" Hjw It is Done.— Owner: '•« What will it eest to repair thiscar of mine?" I Garage Proprietor: •• Wbat ail ah ?' Owner; " I don 't know-" Giirage Proprietor: " Thirty four dollars arid sixty- five cents " Bu.iaegg Failu re.— Tramp. "Yes'm I wans, had a good job managin' a hand lauudry, but ifc failed on me." Indy. "Poor man! How did ifc happea to fai ?" ■'• . . Tramp. '• _he left an' went heme to her toik3 " , To Expand the Curretcy " He had just giv.n her a cheque for her first monthly allowauce. " j think," .he said coyly, •' I shall bave this cheque phofcog-aphed," ' , '« To pceservo as a momento?" he askad. " No ; so I oan have ifc enlarged/

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